Billy had his first cigarette when he was 13 and climbed up Mrs. Baker’s tall oak tree. He was so dizzy from smoking he couldn’t get down for three hours and his dad had to call Fire Chief Sparks to get him down. Billy’s dad made him recite Hamlet because of this. Billy fell in love with Shakespeare and got a history degree at Stratford. Billy’s a real news hound and loves matching a Shakespeare quote with a news story. By the way, Billy hasn’t had a ciggy-puff-puff since.
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